gargoyle drumming

from the vaults

What was clever about this and (very funny) cut out of the newspaper was

Have you trained bears new dipthong

Poundcake open book I have allowed it

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Humphrey please
Allow yourself to be
Pounded open. Book allow
Pressure.
Envying women for having vaginas,
Naturally. How the scene
Sold thoughts! Unless,
Tendonitis specialists, in a game
Announced each week.
Now, radio,
Countries--accompanied by sirens, helicopters flying overhead and advice:
"Enjoy futures, grow hair."

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Handwritten sign seen in Danbury, NC, at a innertube rental place:

IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET DRUNK AND RAISE HELL GET OUT NOW

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Oh you are without foundation

Oh the hs in my ohs are hairy
O sweat
blue boat
O bucket
you
with your helmet
Burn my shirts
Let out the ghosts in them
O towns under a plane
O peals slide off wet bells